Fodwigneg is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, moody yak.

Fodwigneg created time and space four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fodwigneg, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Fodwigneg, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Fodwigneg's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Fodwigneg's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat rats with great respect.

2. Do not hurt badgers.

3. You must never eat peanuts.

4. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Fodwigneg in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not trade with those who eat tomatoes.