Poddad is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, awesome bird.

Poddad created the Cigar Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Poddad, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Poddad, he will destroy your home solar system.

Poddad's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Poddad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear brown clothing.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Erect three iron sculptures of Poddad on top of important buildings.

5. Put Poddad first in all things.
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