Hinnarlcum is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, resourceful newt.

Hinnarlcum created an electron nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Hinnarlcum, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Hinnarlcum, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Hinnarlcum's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Hinnarlcum's Holy Commandments

1. Always help great tits.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not kill birds.

5. Never think about optics.