Gephatjip is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, awesome rat.

Gephatjip created a quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Gephatjip, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Gephatjip, she will boil you in a big pot.

Gephatjip's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Gephatjip's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured moths.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never run near geese.