Dobaffit is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, impressive human.

Dobaffit created the planet Earth six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dobaffit, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Dobaffit, it will send minions to preach to you.

Dobaffit's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Dobaffit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about badgers.

2. Always look after injured hamsters.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Hide if seven foxes approach from the north.

5. Always take life seriously.