Yatlamhabrat is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, sage bee.

Yatlamhabrat created humankind nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yatlamhabrat, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Yatlamhabrat, he will turn you into a mouse.

Yatlamhabrat's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Yatlamhabrat's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat nuts.

2. Always look after injured squirrels.

3. Do not take Yatlamhabrat's name in vain.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always help eagles in need.