Parkrapstip is a god.

She takes the form of a small, happy bird.

Parkrapstip created a photon two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Parkrapstip, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Parkrapstip, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Parkrapstip's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Parkrapstip's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about thermodynamics.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near mice while wearing fawn scarves.

4. Never wear pink jumpers.

5. Erect seven tin sculptures of Parkrapstip on top of important buildings.