Wikladyarlhonbemqueegwap is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, thoughtless goblin.

Wikladyarlhonbemqueegwap created the planet Saturn nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wikladyarlhonbemqueegwap, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Wikladyarlhonbemqueegwap, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Wikladyarlhonbemqueegwap's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Wikladyarlhonbemqueegwap's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from cyan mice, for they are unholy.

2. Do not wear white clothing.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Wikladyarlhonbemqueegwap on top of all buildings.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Wikladyarlhonbemqueegwap.