Flypasbafget is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, strong scorpion.

Flypasbafget created the Large Magellanic Cloud four billion years ago.

If you believe in Flypasbafget, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Flypasbafget, she will throw large rocks at you.

Flypasbafget's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Flypasbafget's Holy Commandments

1. Flypasbafget loves snails, so they must be honoured.

2. Never feed pineapples to squirrels while wearing fawn skirts.

3. Never talk about foxes.

4. Do not kill mice.

5. Never wear kilts.