Guplamstig is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, intelligent hedgehog.

Guplamstig created gold seven million years ago.

If you believe in Guplamstig, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Guplamstig, he will laugh at you.

Guplamstig's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Guplamstig's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never talk about chlorophyll.

3. Never hurt goats.

4. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Guplamstig in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not shave your hands.