Bamgebdum is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, able tortoise.

Bamgebdum created a Higgs boson six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bamgebdum, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Bamgebdum, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Bamgebdum's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Bamgebdum's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. You must love Bamgebdum.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never talk about photosynthesis.

5. Respect your elders.