Citmapmab is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, impressive seal.

Citmapmab created dark energy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Citmapmab, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Citmapmab, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Citmapmab's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Citmapmab's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from violet sheep for they are unholy.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not wear green clothing.

5. Never sing in holy places.