Kannelzed is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, dishonourable goose.

Kannelzed created the Milkyway two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kannelzed, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Kannelzed, he will have a low opinion of you.

Kannelzed's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Kannelzed's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never think about cell theory.

3. Always obey Kannelzed's priests.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

5. Fast once a month.