Armlagkippag is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, weak rat.

Armlagkippag created water nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Armlagkippag, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Armlagkippag, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Armlagkippag's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Armlagkippag's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never think about optics.

3. Do not wear green clothing.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.