Vonfitflap Armhambigzod Cennurllabcedfomvidpittim is a god.

It takes the form of a large, strong salamander.

Vonfitflap Armhambigzod Cennurllabcedfomvidpittim created the Sol system six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vonfitflap Armhambigzod Cennurllabcedfomvidpittim, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Vonfitflap Armhambigzod Cennurllabcedfomvidpittim, it will be very unhappy.

Vonfitflap Armhambigzod Cennurllabcedfomvidpittim's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Vonfitflap Armhambigzod Cennurllabcedfomvidpittim's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear orange.

2. Erect a giant turquoise sculpture of Vonfitflap Armhambigzod Cennurllabcedfomvidpittim in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never skip in the presence of great tits.

4. Never talk about whales.

5. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in red.