Rakstragmildag is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, proud troll.

Rakstragmildag created humanity two years ago.

If you believe in Rakstragmildag, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Rakstragmildag, he will turn you into a frog.

Rakstragmildag's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Rakstragmildag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about black holes.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Great tits are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never think about dark matter near sharks while wearing yellow hats and balancing eight iron spheres on your neck.