Sasdum is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, tranquil dragonfly.

Sasdum created a top quark two years ago.

If you believe in Sasdum, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Sasdum, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Sasdum's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Sasdum's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear trousers.

2. You must love Sasdum.

3. Always help sick grasshopers.

4. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Sasdum in the centre of the settlement.

5. Always make sure there are no gulls in a building before entering it.