Gidjip is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, happy fish.

Gidjip created bats three million years ago.

If you believe in Gidjip, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Gidjip, he will curse you with boils.

Gidjip's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Gidjip's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about solid mechanics near voles while wearing red stockings and balancing three tin spheres on your legs.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not shave your chest.

5. Worship no other gods but Gidjip.