Wiksabman is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, fussy wolf.

Wiksabman created the cosmos four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wiksabman, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Wiksabman, he will jump up and down on your head.

Wiksabman's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Wiksabman's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate doves.

3. Always make sure there are no rats in a building before entering it.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Wiksabman.