Jabdogmat is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, merciless duck.

Jabdogmat created the Sun two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jabdogmat, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Jabdogmat, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Jabdogmat's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Jabdogmat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt nematodes.

2. Do not speak about pineapples.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never wear dresses.

5. Do not chop down trees.