Mabdadjop is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, contented slug.

Mabdadjop created tapeworms five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mabdadjop, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Mabdadjop, he will curse you with boils.

Mabdadjop's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Mabdadjop's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed cucumbers to horses while wearing blue scarves.

2. Run away from fawn dolphins, for they are unholy.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.