Cuttafarfbus is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, dishonest newt.

Cuttafarfbus created the solar system four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cuttafarfbus, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cuttafarfbus, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Cuttafarfbus' most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Cuttafarfbus' Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if five manatees approach from the west.

2. Never wear kilts.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never talk about dwarf planets.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.