Cedgigrut is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, all-powerful snake.

Cedgigrut created the Black Eye Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Cedgigrut, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Cedgigrut, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Cedgigrut's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Cedgigrut's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear orange skirts.

2. Learn seven new languages a year.

3. Never eat carrots.

4. Ducks are not to be trusted.

5. Never write about spacetime.