Midhadhad is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, unsympathetic lizard.

Midhadhad created carbon four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Midhadhad, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Midhadhad, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Midhadhad's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Midhadhad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about electromagnetism.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in violet.

5. Learn eight new languages a year.