Himponfedcud is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, loving porpoise.

Himponfedcud created the planet Jupiter three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Himponfedcud, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Himponfedcud, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Himponfedcud's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Himponfedcud's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never think about quantum gravity.

3. Do not kill gulls.

4. Never sing in the presence of goats.

5. Never pour water over plants.