Getveen is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, unfair tortoise.

Getveen created a quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Getveen, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Getveen, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Getveen's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Getveen's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never write about stars.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never feed coconuts to nematodes while wearing white dresses.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.