Fenstan is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, calm meerkat.

Fenstan created matter seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Fenstan, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Fenstan, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Fenstan's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Fenstan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never go into red rooms.

3. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Fenstan in the centre of the settlement.