Fashadnutt is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, tranquil crow.

Fashadnutt created the planet Jupiter eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fashadnutt, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Fashadnutt, she will turn you into a rat.

Fashadnutt's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Fashadnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about spacetime near rats while wearing magenta shirts and balancing five lead spheres on your back.

2. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

3. Never go into brown rooms.

4. Do not take Fashadnutt's name in vain.

5. Do not wear silver on your body.