Wotmif is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, amazing chicken.

Wotmif created a quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wotmif, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Wotmif, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Wotmif's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Wotmif's Holy Commandments

1. Mites are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Retreat if six mice approach from the south.

3. Do not eat peanuts.

4. Feed all hungry ants.

5. Never paint your back fawn.