Futomt is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, able squirrel.

Futomt created the Milkyway nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Futomt, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Futomt, he will strike you with lightening.

Futomt's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Futomt's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shirts.

2. Do not trade with those who eat pineapples.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never think about thermodynamics near tortoises while wearing blue ear rings and balancing nine tin spheres on your arms.

5. Never write about stars.