Farmonsit is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, all-powerful hedgehog.

Farmonsit created Mount Everest two billion years ago.

If you believe in Farmonsit, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Farmonsit, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Farmonsit's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Farmonsit's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into yellow rooms.

2. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Hide if four gulls approach from the south.

4. Never talk about dark energy near mice while wearing violet rings.

5. Always stare at clouds.