Fadzogban is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, pitiless dragon.

Fadzogban created the planet Jupiter nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Fadzogban, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Fadzogban, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Fadzogban's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Fadzogban's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Erect seven aluminium sculptures of Fadzogban on top of important buildings.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fadzogban.

4. Never run near moths.

5. Do not keep eight horses in a large pit.