Henbabboss is a god.

He takes the form of a large, loving spider.

Henbabboss created Africa four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Henbabboss, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Henbabboss, he will think nothing of it.

Henbabboss' most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Henbabboss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not eat coconuts.

3. Never talk about goats.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.