Henbabboss is a god.
He takes the form of a large, loving
spider.
Henbabboss created Africa four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Henbabboss, he will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Henbabboss, he will think nothing of it.
Henbabboss' most sacred site is Gulval in England.
Henbabboss' Holy Commandments1. Do not stand on grass.
2. Do not eat coconuts.
3. Never talk about goats.
4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.
5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.