Getpidfot Mabquimrak is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, humane ferret.

Getpidfot Mabquimrak created time and space nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Getpidfot Mabquimrak, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Getpidfot Mabquimrak, she will not care at all.

Getpidfot Mabquimrak's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Getpidfot Mabquimrak's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

2. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Getpidfot Mabquimrak on top of all buildings.

3. Never hop near hamsters.

4. Never feed lots of garlic to rats while wearing pink shorts.

5. Do not chop down trees.