Tafbadquill is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, strong dingo.

Tafbadquill created a charm quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tafbadquill, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Tafbadquill, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Tafbadquill's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Tafbadquill's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant near dogs.

2. Tafbadquill loves tortoises, so they must be honoured.

3. Always wear white.

4. Fast once a month.

5. You must pray to Tafbadquill four times a day.