Ciddunpanbag is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, dishonourable centipede.

Ciddunpanbag created humanity two million years ago.

If you believe in Ciddunpanbag, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Ciddunpanbag, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Ciddunpanbag's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Ciddunpanbag's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Ciddunpanbag.

2. Never wear red shirts.

3. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a room before entering it.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never play with disobedient children.