Lunjapgaddabkikbedved is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, bad-tempered raven.

Lunjapgaddabkikbedved created the Black Eye Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Lunjapgaddabkikbedved, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Lunjapgaddabkikbedved, it will strike you with lightening.

Lunjapgaddabkikbedved's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Lunjapgaddabkikbedved's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear zinc on your body.

2. Never feed gooseberries to moths while wearing skirts.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never chant near voles.