Gadhombat is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, prudent turtle.

Gadhombat created the solar system two billion years ago.

If you believe in Gadhombat, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Gadhombat, she will turn you into a tree.

Gadhombat's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Gadhombat's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Gadhombat.

3. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

4. Never talk about capybaras.

5. Never go into black rooms.