Yikartjatdid is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, moody cobra.

Yikartjatdid created the Virgo Supercluster nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yikartjatdid, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Yikartjatdid, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Yikartjatdid's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Yikartjatdid's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured horses.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Pigs are not to be trusted.

4. You must love Yikartjatdid.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.