Bifxucont is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, all-powerful camel.

Bifxucont created the Andromeda Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Bifxucont, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Bifxucont, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Bifxucont's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Bifxucont's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured snakes.

2. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Bifxucont in the centre of the settlement.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not take Bifxucont's name in vain.

5. Hide from cyan ducks for they are unholy.