Yakruttleglak is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, ill-tempered dingo.

Yakruttleglak created Mount Everest six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yakruttleglak, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Yakruttleglak, she will turn you into a rat.

Yakruttleglak's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Yakruttleglak's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a room before entering it.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not laugh in public.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Yakruttleglak must be the most important thing in your life.