Megponrip is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, humorless mole.

Megponrip created the Tadpole Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Megponrip, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Megponrip, he will turn you into a goat.

Megponrip's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Megponrip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep eight horses in a large pit.

2. Never feed bananas to foxes while wearing rings.

3. Never talk about snakes.

4. Never look at stars.

5. Never wear shirts.