Dobmifcip is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, charitable horse.

Dobmifcip created the cosmos seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dobmifcip, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Dobmifcip, it will laugh at you.

Dobmifcip's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Dobmifcip's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about optics near birds while wearing green trousers.

2. Do not eat peanuts.

3. Always make sure there are no sheep in a room before entering it.

4. Never think about planets.

5. Never play with disobedient children.