Tiptarpwip is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, awe-inspiring coyote.

Tiptarpwip created the Tadpole Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Tiptarpwip, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Tiptarpwip, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Tiptarpwip's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Tiptarpwip's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Tiptarpwip in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never think about electromagnetism.

4. Feed all hungry great tits.

5. Always treat foxes with great respect.