Zodwotbest is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, witty manatee.

Zodwotbest created a Higgs boson eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zodwotbest, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Zodwotbest, she will turn you into a sheep.

Zodwotbest's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Zodwotbest's Holy Commandments

1. Zodwotbest loves foxes, so they must be respected.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Zodwotbest on top of all buildings.

5. Always look after injured moths.