Godjiptal is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, kind dugong.

Godjiptal created everything that exists five million years ago.

If you believe in Godjiptal, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Godjiptal, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Godjiptal's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Godjiptal's Holy Commandments

1. Do not bounce in public.

2. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Godjiptal on top of all buildings.

3. Godjiptal must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Hide if four shrews approach from the north.

5. Retreat if five badgers approach from the south.