Hogfotsaf is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, intelligent skunk.

Hogfotsaf created matter eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hogfotsaf, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Hogfotsaf, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Hogfotsaf's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Hogfotsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Run away from black seals, for they are unholy.