Wabyarlcutgilstiggepwodlak is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, unthinking eagle.

Wabyarlcutgilstiggepwodlak created matter eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wabyarlcutgilstiggepwodlak, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Wabyarlcutgilstiggepwodlak, she will not care.

Wabyarlcutgilstiggepwodlak's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Wabyarlcutgilstiggepwodlak's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Erect three zinc sculptures of Wabyarlcutgilstiggepwodlak on top of important buildings.