Fligstafdid is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, proud duck.

Fligstafdid created oxygen two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fligstafdid, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Fligstafdid, it will not care.

Fligstafdid's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Fligstafdid's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not run in public.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fligstafdid.