Fonpogkip is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, witty dolphin.

Fonpogkip created an atom seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Fonpogkip, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Fonpogkip, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Fonpogkip's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Fonpogkip's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into fawn rooms.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. You must love Fonpogkip.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.