Tetticenbess is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, selfish raven.

Tetticenbess created everything that exists nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Tetticenbess, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Tetticenbess, it will turn you into a rock.

Tetticenbess' most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Tetticenbess' Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your face pink.

2. Do not kill snakes.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate snails.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never run in holy places.