Lundav is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, clever salamander.

Lundav created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lundav, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Lundav, it will turn you into a frog.

Lundav's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Lundav's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Retreat if nine aardvarks approach from the north.

5. Never write about ribonucleic acid.