Timgomhon is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, confident raccoon.

Timgomhon created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Timgomhon, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Timgomhon, it will cry a lot.

Timgomhon's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Timgomhon's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about cell theory.

2. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never mention moths.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. You must pray to Timgomhon five times a day.