Sinmonlin is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, ill-tempered porpoise.

Sinmonlin created bats eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sinmonlin, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Sinmonlin, he will ignore you.

Sinmonlin's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Sinmonlin's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about archaea.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. You must never eat turnips.

4. Never wear trousers.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.