Govnellyog is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, tranquil fox.

Govnellyog created parasitic wasps two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Govnellyog, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Govnellyog, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Govnellyog's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Govnellyog's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Govnellyog four times a day.

2. Never write about black holes.

3. Do not hurt badgers.

4. You must love Govnellyog.

5. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.