Omthantikrul is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, omnipotent unicorn.

Omthantikrul created the Tadpole Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Omthantikrul, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Omthantikrul, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Omthantikrul's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Omthantikrul's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about archaea.

2. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Omthantikrul in the centre of the settlement.

3. You must love Omthantikrul.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not commit murder.