Vabcitnil is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, sage beaver.

Vabcitnil created oxygen eight million years ago.

If you believe in Vabcitnil, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Vabcitnil, she will think nothing of it.

Vabcitnil's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Vabcitnil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Vabcitnil.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never write about asteroids.

5. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.