Wipligbag is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, unselfish meerkat.

Wipligbag created parasitic wasps eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wipligbag, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Wipligbag, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Wipligbag's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Wipligbag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wipligbag.

3. Never wear shirts.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate pigs.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.