Flapfut is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, sapient goose.

Flapfut created gold nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flapfut, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Flapfut, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Flapfut's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Flapfut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

3. Never look at black holes.

4. Never talk about shrews.

5. Never think about fluid mechanics near swans while wearing indigo jumpers and balancing eight nickel spheres on your legs.